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comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

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jamfambobamwham:

censoredyetburning:

I can’t get over the accuracy of this tweet
@NesrineMalik

6 Promptly forget all about it.

jamfambobamwham:

censoredyetburning:

I can’t get over the accuracy of this tweet

@NesrineMalik

6 Promptly forget all about it.

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onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via thechronicferuchemist)

Excited!

I’ve been trying to remain professional but I just earned my freaking Masters in Biology!!

Thesis defended! I have done science and it was good!  F*ck ya.
I did the damn thing. AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Inspirational

Inspirational

(Source: mynameisashleep)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

It’s not even that. It’s just good fucking manners not to be a fucking cunt when someone politely offers you some fucking popcorn.

Life tip.. if some guy you don’t know tries to give you something to eat or drink you give him exactly that face and tell him to fuck off. Politeness be damned.  You have no idea what his intentions are and it is far too easy to be drugged. 

Stranger danger is real. Don’t take candy from strangers. 

(Source: nataliaromanov, via asafangirl)

droqo:

"Kings" + Final Words

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